How RPD handles Spring

rpdofficer:

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OH BOY IT’S NOT BALLS-ASS COLD ANYMORE YAY

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Lemme Just open up my window for some fresh air…

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So much bett-

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JESUS FUCKING AH GAD THE FUCKING POLLEN IT’S IN MY THROAT FUCK I CAN’T BREATH

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nanihoo:

Those nights when all you want is OTP porn

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  • Zeno: i think it's going to be IMPLIED (death by) OLD AGE no way I'm going that far
  • Zeno: five chapters of Jacques getting old
  • Zeno: just sitting in the same chair
  • Zeno: being cranky
  • Ramirez: Brow furrowed. Staring at a stain on the wall. Trying to make it go away with his PURE OLD MAN RAGE.
  • Ramirez: Spoilers: He doesn't succeed. He keels over and dies.
  • Zeno: LMAO
  • Zeno: this should happen
  • Zeno: yes
  • Ramirez: And if Clyde is still alive he'd be in the kitchen like a good old housewife and he'd fling the hot soup he was making into the air when he saw Jacques all dead and shit.
  • Zeno: SPOILERS: HE WASN'T WEARING ANY CLOTHES UNDERNEATH THAT APRON
  • Ramirez: WHOA SHIT. More than one type of banana in the kitchen
  • Ramirez: No wait
  • Ramirez: cat dick
  • Ramirez: Sorry.
  • Ramirez: I KEEP FORGETTING.
  • Ramirez: BUT CLYDE WOULD GET BURNED BY THE FALLING HOT SOUP AND DIE TOO. NAKED IN AN APRON.
  • Ramirez: THERE I WROTE YOUR STORY FOR YOU.
owlboots:

princenebulas:

this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming 

omfg what

owlboots:

princenebulas:

this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming 

omfg what

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

sweet-bitsy:

polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

he’s roasting marshmallows

GHYAEY4ES9A5YAR