dankcula:

i luv alex and vicki so much and i cant wait to go visit their glorious pasty bodies in their rockin’ new apartment at some point in the next year
sobs 

lit one of my best bros right here, boy i cant wait to meet your face ‘w’

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

finally bought stone tile as substrate for my reptiles’ cages. i highly recommend it to everyone who owns a desert reptile! it holds heat really well and it provides a nice texture for their footsies. and it looks amazing:

no more paper towel rolls yaass

tagged: #my pets  #reptile  #terrarium 
malformalady:

Yehliu Honeycomb Rock loacted in Yehliu Geopark . Honeycomb weathering, sometimes known as fretting, stone lattice, stone lace, miniature tafoni, and cavernous weathering, is a form of weathering common to arid or coastal granites, sandstones, and limestones.

malformalady:

Yehliu Honeycomb Rock loacted in Yehliu Geopark . Honeycomb weathering, sometimes known as fretting, stone lattice, stone lace, miniature tafoni, and cavernous weathering, is a form of weathering common to arid or coastal granites, sandstones, and limestones.

tagged: #trypophobia 

IN OTHER NEWS.

thinking about starting a zine with my roommate. brainstorming a lot of ideas for titles, but its already pretty settled that the theme will be a horrible conglomeration of “monsters, glitter, soft grunge and urban styles.” 

tagged: #txt 

you know what drives me fucking nuts

when public schools spend all their money on the sports team because the excuse is always “Well, (the sports teams) brings in all the money for the school.”but then where the fuck is all that money? Why the fuck are the writing club scrounging to get notebooks and all the art kids emptying their wallets for paint tubes? all that money goes right back into the sports team for their brand new equipment.

Sports-related careers are so grossly over-compensated. Its a process of over-glorification starting in a public education system that gives all of the upper hand to them. America has always put all their eggs in the basket of the football kid, leaving anyone else with a dream to burn.   

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"
tagged: #me in public 
malformalady:

While the coloring is already strange enough, the burger flavors are just as equally bizarre. The black burger has squid ink colored and flavored buns, and is filled with mashed potatoes, truffle sauce, and two beef patties. The white burger features a plain bun topped with mushroom sauce, mashed potatoes, bacon and a fried chicken patty. The burgers were part of the Black and White meal being promoted by McDonald’s in Taiwan.

why the fuck cant i have this in my mouth

malformalady:

While the coloring is already strange enough, the burger flavors are just as equally bizarre. The black burger has squid ink colored and flavored buns, and is filled with mashed potatoes, truffle sauce, and two beef patties. The white burger features a plain bun topped with mushroom sauce, mashed potatoes, bacon and a fried chicken patty. The burgers were part of the Black and White meal being promoted by McDonald’s in Taiwan.

why the fuck cant i have this in my mouth

tagged: #food 
followthedragonroad:

Set aside a corner for all my Digimon figures today. c: I’ve got Digis for all seasons aside from Savers; maybe I’ll pick up a Gaomon in the future. These guys have been collected over a period of 13 years or so, and they’re pretty special to me! There’s even a bunch of broken ones that I chose not to display. My newest addition is the Japanese Gabumon on the wall, and I hope to add many more in the years to come!

im crying this is so lovely
i remember playing with terriermon, stingmon, exveemon AND A LOT OF THESE when we were kids, im surprised they’ve survived so long and in such good condition 

followthedragonroad:

Set aside a corner for all my Digimon figures today. c: I’ve got Digis for all seasons aside from Savers; maybe I’ll pick up a Gaomon in the future. These guys have been collected over a period of 13 years or so, and they’re pretty special to me! There’s even a bunch of broken ones that I chose not to display. My newest addition is the Japanese Gabumon on the wall, and I hope to add many more in the years to come!

im crying this is so lovely

i remember playing with terriermon, stingmon, exveemon AND A LOT OF THESE when we were kids, im surprised they’ve survived so long and in such good condition 

tagged: #digimon